Clichéd, predictable and hugely sexist.

~ Stephen Carty -

Clichéd, predictable and hugely sexist.

~ Stephen Carty -

Oliver Stone directs like a grasshopper on amphetamines.

~ Angus Wolfe Murray -

Oliver Stone directs like a grasshopper on amphetamines.

~ Angus Wolfe Murray -

The excellent supporting cast – with Lopez impressive as ever – elevate the material,

~ Jennie Kermode -

The excellent supporting cast – with Lopez impressive as ever – elevate the material,

~ Jennie Kermode -

The film's tameness is undoubtedly its downfall.

~ Emma Slawinski -

The film's tameness is undoubtedly its downfall.

~ Emma Slawinski -

Even Jim Carrey couldn't get away with a plot as daft as this and since it's based on an Elmore Leonard novel, you wonder whose to blame.

~ Angus Wolfe Murray -

Even Jim Carrey couldn't get away with a plot as daft as this and since it's based on an Elmore Leonard novel, you wonder whose to blame.

~ Angus Wolfe Murray -

Sentimentality is held in check.

~ Angus Wolfe Murray -

With plenty of rom in this com, it's easy to be taken in by the simple characters and the simple plot.

~ Josh Morrall -

Richardson overacts outrageously and Bob Hoskins, as the hotel's butler-in-chief, is embarrassingly obsequious.

~ Angus Wolfe Murray -

Richardson overacts outrageously and Bob Hoskins, as the hotel's butler-in-chief, is embarrassingly obsequious.

~ Angus Wolfe Murray -

Surprisingly good.

~ David Stanners -

Surprisingly good.

~ David Stanners -

As a marketing devise for soundtrack sales it has possibilities

~ Angus Wolfe Murray -

As a marketing devise for soundtrack sales it has possibilities

~ Angus Wolfe Murray -

There's an avoidance of the cheap voyeurism that usually goes with this sort of territory.

~ Amber Wilkinson -

There's an avoidance of the cheap voyeurism that usually goes with this sort of territory.

~ Amber Wilkinson -

The plot doesn't move and the story is unbelievable.

~ Angus Wolfe Murray -

The plot doesn't move and the story is unbelievable.

~ Angus Wolfe Murray -

The path this film follows is similar to pregnancy itself - excitement, hope, increasing discomfort, problems with balance, an awkward self image, conflicting emotions as the conclusion draws near and then, finally, relief that it's all over.

~ Jennie Kermode -

The path this film follows is similar to pregnancy itself - excitement, hope, increasing discomfort, problems with balance, an awkward self image, conflicting emotions as the conclusion draws near and then, finally, relief that it's all over.

~ Jennie Kermode -

The film is so slow, slugs feed off it.

~ Angus Wolfe Murray -

The film is so slow, slugs feed off it.

~ Angus Wolfe Murray -

Without a doubt one of the most boring films I've ever not slept through.

~ Symon Parsons -

Without a doubt one of the most boring films I've ever not slept through.

~ Symon Parsons -

How can you refuse a movie that offers a POV shot of inside a snake's belly?

~ Gator MacReady -

How can you refuse a movie that offers a POV shot of inside a snake's belly?

~ Gator MacReady -